Troy Dillinger

Lead Vocals, Lead & Rhythm Guitars, Lap Steel, Rhythm Sitar
--Troy Proudly Plays Tacoma acoustic instruments
with L.R.Baggs pickups
and DR Handmade Strings

Troy has an inexplicable need to be at the center of political scandal.  Commonly known on Capitol Hill as "Daddy", Troy has been known to dress Congressional Page-Boys up in monkey outfits and parade them up & down Pennsylvania Avenue soliciting campaign donations for well known Senators.  But it is his God-given intuition in the area of breast reduction surgery using common household cleaning products that has made him wildly popular with the highest ranking members of Clergy.  Troy was once arrested for fondling his ego in print, and was recently chosen as Cat Fancy Magazine's "Centerfold of the Millenium".   Among other things, Troy can bite his own ass.

TRUE FACT:

Troy's not wearing underwear.

The Big Question???  Is Troy Related To Bank Robber John Dillinger??  Click Here

Cole Zbignew Mahelmamae Hamana Petruzia Manimal ElSaleh -- Keyboards, Vocals, Lame Jokes

Cole is an entirely different breed of alien artform.  From his humble childhood on a farm on a moon of Planet Mumblenutz in the galaxy Leroy Majoris XI, Cole has stood apart from all other life-forms.  His violent surroundings as a child have damaged him so severely that he now reacts to the world as if he were a creature in a cartoon directed by Salvador Dali.   Cole once composed a song from his experience on a disabled subway car in Moscow.   The song immediately shot to the top of the Russian Charts, displacing the previously  undefeatable "Macarena". 

TRUE FACT:

Cole has played keyboards with most of the members of Elvis Presley's bands and many of Nashville's best guitarists.

Bryan Keeling -- Drums

Bryan is a unique individual who calls on a blend of Eastern Jingoism and Macrobiotic Starches for his inspiration; both  musical and spiritual.  With a strong background in smashing things for pleasure and his strangely audible heartbeat, Brian is the backbone of the Del Dragons' sexual dance jungle beat.  Originally famous for his male modeling in Remote Control Airplane magazine, Bryan switched to drumming as a tool to deaden his inhumanly perfect hearing.  Bryan hopes one day to feed the poor with the proceeds of his experimental Disposable panoramic camera research.

TRUE FACT:

Bryan likes Murphy's Stout beer.

Ben White --Bass Guitar, Vocals

Ben is the baby of the band, and often requires the attention and care of a newborn warthog.  He was found by a talent scout for TV's "Funniest Home Police Videos" on Austin's 6th Street playing the bass guitar with no amplifier, singing "The old Grey Mare" in a key previously unknown to earthlings.  Ben is a veteran of the Vietnamese Conflict and earned the Congressional medal of honor for outrunning his platoon-mates in a full scale retreat from the battle at Goddam Ting.  His hobbies are windsurfing and potato naming and he dislikes mean people.

TRUE FACT:

Ben was scolded by an African man for having dreadlocks.